Seriously. Why the hell would anyone ride this riduclous looking fucking thing? It’s the ultimate “I’ve given up on ever being cool” machine. It screams, “I’d ride a motorcycle but I have no sense of balance and am afraid to fall down!”
Why not just buy a goddamn convertible?
And you should have seen the way this douchebag was driving. He went almost 4 blocks with his right turn signal on, kept back from every car at least 3 car lengths with a obsession that can only be described as an aversion.
But the best part was when we took this picture, he looked over and smiled and you could read his mind,”They think I’m cool, finally, I’m cool.”
No. You. Are. Not. Cool.