This Week in Idiocy

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John Boehner
John Edwards
Fred Phelps
Jared Lee Loughner

Speaker John Boehner

Yes, this idiot is the new Speaker of the House. I HATE Nancy Pelosi but at least she didn’t cry in public as much as this guy. What a pussy. Just do a YouTube search with “Boehner Cry”. It’s hilarious.

Not now fucker! Stay here. There’s more…


John Edwards
Politicians are dicks by nature. But this $400 haircut prick makes the list this week for another reason.
Not the fact that he had an affair on his wife, Elizabeth. Or the fact that he had a baby with the woman while his wife battled cancer.
Elizabeth Edwards finally died December 7th. Reports are that he was at her side when she passed.
I bet the minute after she was gone, he stepped into another room, looked from side to side, exhaled strongly and whispered
“Fuck. Finally.”He may have been by her side when she passed but guess where he wasn’t…in her will.
Ha. Ha.
Fred Phelps
There are religious nuts then there’s THIS guy. He’s the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. These are the idiots who picket soldier’s funerals with signs such as “Thank GOD for DEAD Soldiers”, “Fag Sin = 9/11” and “Thank God for IEDs”. Why hasn’t someone shot this idiot? For every one of you christian folk out there there’s an asshole like this guy and his entire family making you look a little less reasonable… Hate AND the bible. How does this constantly go together, century after century? I don’t get it.
I may SAY some bad things about people but I WISH bad things on this fucker and his entire family of nutballs.
Someone needs to go all Jared Lee Loughner on these fuckers.
AAANNNDD finally…
My Final Thoughts: Jared Lee Loughner!
Most people, who read this text, forget in the next 2 second!
The population of dreamers in the United States of America is less than 5%!
If 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,618 is the year in B.C.E. then the previous year is 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,619 B.C.E.
987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,618 is the year in B.C.E.
Therefore, the previous year of 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,619 B.C.E.
If B.C.E. years are unable to start then A.D.E. years are unable to begin.
B.C.E. years are unable to start.
Thus, A.D.E. years are unable to begin.
If A.D.E. is endless in year then the years in A.D.E. don’t cease.
A.D.E. is endless in year.
Therefore, the years in A.D.E. don’t cease.
If I teach a mentally capable 8 year old for 20 consecutive minutes to replace an alphabet letter with a new letter and pronunciation then the mentally capable 8 year old writes and pronounces the new letter and pronunciation that’s replacing an alphabet letter in 20 consecutive minutes.
I teach a mentally capable 8 year old for 20 consecutive minutes to replace an alphabet letter with a new letter and pronunciation.
Thus, the mentally capable 8 year old writes and pronounces the new letter and pronunciation that replaces an alphabet letter in 20 consecutive minutes.
Every human who’s mentally capable is always able to be treasurer of their new currency.
If you create one new currency then you’re able to create a second new currency.
If you’re able to create second new currency then you’re able to create third new currency.
You create one new currency.
Thus, you’re able to create a third new currency.
You’re a treasurer for a new currency, listener?
You create and distribute your new currency, listener?
You don’t allow the government to control your grammar structure, listener?
If you create one new language then you’re able to create a second new language.
If you’re able to create a second new language then you’re able to create a third new language.
You create one new language.
Thus, you’re able to create a third new language.
All humans are in need of sleep.
Jared Loughner is a human.
Hence, Jared Loughner is in need of sleep.
Sleepwalking
If I define sleepwalking then sleepwalking is the act or state of walking, eating, or performing other motor acts while asleep, of which one is unaware upon awakening.
I define sleepwalking.
Thus, sleepwalking is the act or state of walking, eating, or performing other motor acts while asleep, of which one is unaware upon awakening.
I’m a sleepwalker – who turns off the alarm clock.
All conscience dreaming at this moment is asleep.
Jared Loughner is conscience dreaming at this moment.
Thus, Jared Loughner is asleep.
Terrorist
If I define terrorist then a terrorist is a person who employs terror or terrorism, especially as a political weapon.
I define terrorist.
This, a terrorist is a person who employs terror or terrorism, especially as a political weapon.
If you call me a terrorist then the argument to call me a terrorist is Ad hominem.
You call me a terrorist.
Thus, the argument to call me a terrorist is Ad hominem.
Every United States Military recruit at MEPS in Phoenis is receiving one mini bible before the tests.
Jared Loughner is a United States Military recruit at MEPS in Phoenix.
Therefore, Jared Loughner is receiving one mini bible before the tests.
I didn’t write a belief on my Army application, and the recruiter wrote on the application; None.
The majority of citizens in the United States of America have never read the United States of America’s Constitution.
You don’t have to accept the federalist laws.
Nonetheless, read the United States of America’s Constituion to apprehend all of the current treasonous laws.
You’re literate, listener?

Do I really need to write anything about this guy? The above Cut and Paste sums it all up.

-Darth

  20 comments for “This Week in Idiocy

  1. Addyson Alig
    January 13, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    Just because you cant fathom, or nonetheless, comprehend what it is that he is saying doesn't deem him an appropriate label of "idiot" he's got theories of his own and obviously chose to abide by what he believes. unfortunately, dumb drones like you don't have the mental ability to process. Take a day to try and come up with some original thoughts of your own you typical American square, and things might start looking a little odd to you as well. You rely on the perception of others to keep you from having to think to hard, i think your more pathetic. People like you make America fat, lethargic and close minded..be proud of yourself you nothing but an over glorified spec under this governments over controlling eye…

  2. The Rev
    January 13, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Hey Alig, you sound just as stupid and deranged as Loughner you piece of camel dung. If you don't like this government or this country, go back to the place you came where it is acceptable to kill innocent human beings because they don't believe the same as you. I can't believe someone would even support or understand what this psycho babbling jackass did. You evidently believe in Islam or some other crazy religion that believes in violence against people who differ in opinion from you. I want you to explain to me what this jackass means in any sentence above and tell me how Darth shouldn't think this guy is anything but a demented piece of crap. You won't be able to, because your own comment is nothing but rambling that means nothing and sounds stupid. Jackass!!!

  3. Darth Taco
    January 13, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    Wait a minute…We're not talking about John Edwards?

  4. The Rev
    January 13, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    LOL!!!

  5. Addyson Alig
    January 14, 2011 at 12:09 am

    Mr.Rev PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE regardless of religion. Being Islamic or any other chosen way doesn't turn someone into a walking time bomb.As far as myself not being tolerant of what other people think or believe, well look at whom i am defending here, i think we both know that's not true 🙂 and Again, my point is that just because someone believes something different than yourself, don't automatically count for stupidity. That's close-minded, but don't worry that is typical of people especially in this country.It's not so much that i dislike America itself, its more so that i dislike the self chosen ignorance of people within it. But on your behalf, those sorts are every common..they just seem to be a lot more, well…populated here. Also, my perception of what Jared Lougher is saying (towards the end of his essay) is that currency, or the American language is limited if you will because the government controls our education systems and what its teaches us and thus how we communicate with one another.They define us, in most ways hence if you try and learn other languages they have words and terms us Americans don't have (other sets of currency)which enables us. Hes simply asking why it is "they" tell us what words mean..why "they" teach us whats acceptable and what is not.
    He was merely speaking about the freedom that supposedly we have here in the united states..towards the beginning he was saying that it can all be relearn. I think the sentence…"how do you know that words mean anything?" sums it up. I'd like to add that i never said to agree with the loss of those bystanders either. I give my deepest sympathies to them and their families, i think the political shootings where done to open peoples eyes to what he knew as the truth…the media did precisely what he had intended and exposed him. Now he will have a following just like any other "terrorist". I hope you plan to cuss every single one of them guys. But if i may, allow me to pose a question..to prove the stupidity of injustice of it all…do you think if those victims would have been regular Samaritans that the president or any other person of importance would have considered it even worthwhile?I hardly think so. It's all media….there's no heart involved.Its because its a judge and a 9 year old that it matters…because that's what people care about! you guys are making him famous…so keep it up. But if only for your own benefit and those around you, gentlemen, do open your eyes and your mind a little. I'm not anti American i am pro-knowledge

  6. The Rev
    January 14, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Alig, you're pro-stupid. You sound crazier than Loughner. At least he just psycho babbled as if he was in a lucid dream. You are actually trying to sound intelligent and it's not working my little deranged friend. The government is not after anyone, this isn't some science fiction movie where the government is brainwashing people. I bet you're stocking your armory daily in preparation for war with the government. Tell you what, read the Bible, get some Jesus in your soul instead of sitting around and trying to figure out all the ways people are failing you or doing you wrong. It does nothing but prove your a card carrying member of the human or in your and Loughner's cases, the humanoid race. The Rev doesn't believe in aliens but you two might have changed that. You got me thinking now.

  7. Addyson Alig
    January 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Well, that's all i was aiming for. And no stocking here, im a full time college student and i have 2 jobs. I don't think people are against me mister…i just think that the gov't holds in a little more information and a little more power than morally excusable. The fact that you think my way of thinking foreshadows the fact that i feel like i am owed something, is again incorrect. I feel sorry about the fact that you cant understand what i am trying to convey to you though, but more power to you! In the grand scheme of things we all have our own ways of thinking, or shall i say not thinking and blissfully ignorant. It's a scary world out there… :)And it just cant all be summed up into your perfect little socially acceptable package. Sorry boys ^_<

  8. Angrybrady
    January 14, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    This Addyson person seems to be stirring up some shit with you fellows!! Hehe! It's nice not always being the oddball out!

  9. Angrybrady
    January 14, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    Besides!! ALL humans stop being innocent the moment they leave the womb!

  10. Angrybrady
    January 14, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Or better yet, read the Constitution! If I were to use the Bible as my level of political dissension, would I read the New or Old testament?! There's a whole lot of smiting and killing and assassination, etc. going on in that quaint little read… I'm just sayin'.
    And nope, this Addysion person ain't me or anyone I know, to my knowledge.

  11. Addyson Alig
    January 14, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    Angry Brady,you and i certainly have not been acquainted though you seem to have to most open mind. I think you and i will get along just fine. And that's another thing, this may come to you all as a surprise but i am very much a person of faith but i balance that with common sense. God never said there was something wrong with having both. I had no issue if you want to call Jared Loughner a murderer, because he in fact is. I had an issue with the fact that because he has taken a life, you qualify everything he said as shall i say, gibberish. Most people that discover new theories or the individuals that invent…are often referred crazy. I'm not debating this for my own health gentleman, i just want you to stop walking so blindly into things and ask more questions. Does your god tell you that it's a bad thing to educate further? because mine sure as hell doesn't. You're preconceived notions of saying that i am a faithless, unhappy, self loathing tyrant were completely unfounded..and you called me the intolerant one.Doesn't that mean something to you?(REV)

  12. Angrybrady
    January 14, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Addyson, you seem to be one of the few people that can actually fathom my own duality! Most people that read what I post either think I wear tin foil 24/7 or that I'm merely making jokes! Which, at times are true. The thing I continually try to point out to the reader is that things are NEVER black or white! Merely 1000's of shades of grey or periwinkle for that matter. Show me absolutes and I'll show you Quantum Mechanics!

  13. Addyson Alig
    January 14, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    That's because they consider everything not black or white intimidating, people like answers to be simple and they aren't always just so.The inescapable truth is, that all of us are primitive human beings and we would all take a life, either to save our own, someone we care about and some even for a belief we hold close to us. And no one, but we, ourselves, can determine if that was right or wrong.These "morally uncorrupted" individuals that judge jared for what he did but in the next second,listen to rap songs by that basically speak about the same things(just in different settings) and think its COOL. Because the media doesn't say otherwise, ridiculous! Seems to me if there is a belief behind things it's somehow less logical to people. I don't know, but in summation you worded it wonderfully Angry Brady, it's all gotta be black or white to them.

  14. Angrybrady
    January 14, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    PEOPLE WOULD BE MUCH BETTER OFF, IN GENERAL, IF THEY READ THE WRITINGS OF TWO PEOPLE… THE FIRST, DESMOND MORRIS I.E. MAN-WATCHING
    THE SECOND WOULD BE (NOT SO MUCH WRITING BY HIM BUT ABOUT HIM) EDWARD BERNAYS…
    AND MUCH LESS OPRAH AND XYZ CELEBRITY TELL-ALL BIOGRAPHIES, ETC.

  15. Addyson Alig
    January 15, 2011 at 8:57 am

    Indeed. I was always fan of Friedrich Nietzsche and his "beyond good and evil" works. I know this will get Revs panties in a bunch and i'll probably be casted off as a pagan now… ^_^ But it's interesting and i feel most people could use a little more critical sense in their lives. I have never looked into Mr. Morris but i'll check into it.

  16. The Rev
    January 15, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    I think we've made a love connection here on WFI ladies and gentlemen!! I haven't been here since the site started, but I'm sure it's a first. Also, there is nothing either of you can say about this crazy moron's way of thinking that would put it on a level myself, a pagan, a Buddhist or any other person would not understand as anything other than psycho babbling lunacy. Lucid dreaming, pics of himself naked with a pistol, a camouflaged tent in the backyard with a skull, orange peels and herbs and that rant Darth posted that makes no sense at all other than he was hearing voices in his head, or the weed he was smoking is some I wish I could have gotton my hands on back in the heyday. I only think your a pagan if you believe in animals as gods. My point about the Bible was if you believe in Jesus, no matter what goes on in this sick world, everything stands firm. My three colleagues don't believe in Jesus and I don't belittle them and they don't me. We do throw barbs at each other regularly but it's all in fun. You seem like a decent young man but don't let college and all tge "intellectuals" you will run into there convince you that sometimes crazy, isn't anything other than crazy. The dude is a psycho and he makes no sense. There are many anti-government and anti-American people that do make sense, but Lougner's not one of them. Your opinion is appreciated. I hope you keep contributing. Oh, and Brady, F U!!!! Heh heh!

  17. Angrybrady
    January 15, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    This is now Officially the longest series of responses on WFofI! Far surpassing mine and the Rev's tet'a'tet, oh, about a month back!! Which I might add, was the subject of
    Swift editorial discretion, and promptly edited down to two responses from a then overwhelmingly "boring exchange" taking up the entire front page! I fear that the time doth quickly approach that editorial precipice!

    .

  18. AddysonAlig
    January 15, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    Well thank you, rev. I think you've managed to warm up to me a little…maybe i could even say smitten, yes? ^_^ And to an extent your right about some of Jared's theories but then again it could be that we don't know enough detail of his past or upbringing to piece together just why he does the things he chose to do. I'll keep participating though for sure but usually I'm just gonna argue. I'm not one to gossip about the odd ways of other folks, unless it's like…idk weird Al or something. Also about this said love connection, im 22 brady. you like younger girls? haha jk

  19. Angrybrady
    January 16, 2011 at 3:20 am

    Addyson, I'm truly flattered with the idea
    that someone would even consider even in jest making a pass at me on this site, much less anywhere else for that matter; unless it were to fully subject me to ridicule or some bit of pent up rage focused at the first possible Homonid that doesn't fit neatly into some middle-class idea of normalcy that so many were forced to drink the corporate Koolaide and did so lovingly and asked for seconds ! The question would then be right back to ya… I'm ok with a person 18 years my junior. .. And more surprisingly to some I might add is just as acceptable to my very lovely wife! BTW hey Rev. Your last message definitely has me a bit Befuddled! The person you were describing, flowery adjectives and such… Are you sure you weren't describing our last waste of taxpayer dollars to the tune of well to put it mildly the entire state of affairs our country is in now. The one and secondly
    George Dubya?! It sure sounds like his college days to me!

  20. Addyson Alig
    January 16, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    🙂

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