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A Quick Holiday Rant

Independence Day is coming up. It’s on July fourth every year. It’s a national holiday we celebrate to recognize the birth of our nation. The signing of the Declaration of Independence, our declaring independence from England. It was a pretty big fucking deal. SO QUIT CALLING IT THE FOURTH OF JULY. It’s Independence Day. I…

Happy Valentine’s Day Idiots

(Hey Idiots, Darth here. I’ve been too busy to post lately so to add to my laziness I’m reposting this from last year.If you don’t like it you can suck it.) Once again it’s time for you pussy-whipped retards to buy candy, cards and flowers for your sweeties.Or else. You are in the doghouse. Not…