So I’m at my nieces basketball game and I’m just noticing the over abundance of cretin-parents.
My sister-in-law is 36 and looks pretty good and stylish for a 36-year-old mother of a 10-year-old. Therefore I can’t help but take note on how bad everyone else looks. My wife and I are forty and the three of us are the best looking people here.
I understand that it’s an early morning game and most of the people here just threw on a hat and rushed out the house to get here but guess what? So did we.
This leads me to ponder “why?”
Did everyone else wait until they were in their mid-thirties to have kids and now they’re really old to have 10 year olds? I’m not saying everyone should have kids in their early twenties. Christ NO. Most people in their twenties are morons. I was. They should concentrate on college and a career. And by that I mean drinking, fighting and getting laid.
What I can’t stand are these old fogies that wait to have kids until their careers and finances are established then they can’t relate to their kids when they start getting older. Not to mention the fact that they’ll be grandparents when they’re 70 and then they’ll die.
Speaking of grandparents.
I’m sitting next to one of the many grandmothers at this game and she’s cheering on little Ashley to hustle hustle then the game ends and Ashley runs up to grandma, hugs her and says, “Mommy, can we go to McDonald’s for lunch?” WTF? Mommy? Unfuckingbelievable.
Anyway, back to the terrible looking people. That covers the old ones. Back to the ugly and unkempt.
Have some of these people really just let themselves go and abandoned all self-respect because they’ve “been busy raising kids”?
That’s no goddamn excuse. Show yourself (and those who have to look at you) some respect.
Is it that fucking hard to make yourself look decent when stepping out in public? There’s only one way you’re going to catch me in public in sweats: when I’m heading to the gym. And that’s not going to happen. Seriously, I’m naturally built like an adonis.
How about how overweight everyone is? It’s been ten years since you’ve had that kid? Why do you still look pregnant? I’m not going to pick on just the ladies. You men look like shit too. Your guts are hanging over where your cock should be. It must be very dark in that room that you make babies in. Jeez.
Am I the only one who notices this? Is it the midwest? Is everyone on the coasts in shape and youthful?
Most people are cretins and they won’t stop reproducing!
Or maybe I’m just an egotistical asshole who thinks I’m better than those around me?