Arianna Huffington was commenting on Christine O’Donnell while appearing on the Jay Leno Show. In case you don’t know who that is, she is the Delaware Senatorial Tea-Party candidate that has freaked out the GOP by beating a long standing GOP leader Mike Castle. Her win has so completely pissed off the Republican establishment that Karl Rover was practically spitting when he called O’Donnell “nutty”.
So in Huffington’s remarks about O’Donnell, she said that she appears to be overly concerned about masturbation and that she felt that Christine should be concerned about more pressing issues like say 10% unemployment or crippling Federal spending.
Typical of a Tea Partier, overly concerned about religion and baby-sitting us, she put out a anti-masturbation video as part of her SALT (Saviors Alliance for Lifting the Truth) campaign in the 1990’s. They should have named their little group the Mind Controllers Who Are Too Nerdy To Get Laid (not sure that would spell anything out though). Here’s the video for your viewing pleasure; just for fun you should give it a little tug while you watch.
But really, why would a political candidate whose platform is supposedly based on changes to governance that improve the economy and thereby our lives be worried about whether or not I rub one out once in a while.
I could see it if she were a Democrat, because they’d likely be against masturbation because its too difficult to tax it, but come on jerking off is free, a great way to burn up all that free time people have now that they don’t have jobs, and the government does need to put a single one of our devalued dollars into any kind self-love stimulus packages.
I know there are lots of people out there that think the Tea Party is going to be the panacea third party we’ve all been hoping for, but to those people I say open your fucking eyes they’re so zealous that even Republicans think they’re crazy.
With all due respect,