Gimme a Break…

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Is anyone else disgusted by the vile commercials that Kit Kat runs?  Open-mouthed, deliberate, smacking and chewing, by a politically correct global village of demographically placed douchebags.  At least three times a week I find myself diving for the remote to stop this obnoxious garbage.

One thing that drives me up the wall is people eating with their mouths open.  I know I’m not alone, so why do they keep making them!?  I have personally boycotted Kit Kat until they stop with this.  The cast itself is condescending as well as gross.  Who the fuck wrote into the Kit Kat company about diversity amongst people who eat candy bars??  Affirmative action AND people eating with their mouths full?  Fuck me, it doesn’t get much worse.

It’s not only on television, it’s on the radio too!! There is no escaping this shit! I say we start grabbing torches and pitchforks.  Let’s show these chocolate-schilling cunts that we mean business!

How about you “Break me off a piece of eating with your Christing mouths closed!!?”  Nasty.