Christian Bale- We Invite You

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Christian Bale,

We hereby invite you to be our Celebrity Asshole of the Month!

All we ask is for a few key words on the topic of your choice. We have absolutely no lights that could distract our attention away from you, and we’re far too lazy to go strolling around in your business. Tell us how you transitioned so nicely for example, from your once-nominated TV role in A Murder of Quality, to your extraordinary voice work in Pocahontas. We keep telling people you’re so much more than Bruce Wayne, but as you know too well, the assholes here in America just don’t listen. They are content holding their superheroes in a god-like regard (which is so unfair to the larger complexities of split personalities like yourself).

Join us please, if only for a few moments.

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