Religotards

Kansas & the Case of the Boomerang Sperm

Boomerang sperm

Today’s hotspot on the map of idiocy is a shocker……….Kansas.  Okay, okay.  This was no shocker to anyone who’s had the misfortune of visiting Kansas.  A backwards, far right, red state if there ever was one.  The salt of the Earth lives here and it shows. The only good story to ever come out of…

The Action Bible!!!!!

The action bible

Now at a reduced price!!!  The ACTION Bible!!  This latest version is chocked full of white knuckled heathen beatin’, Jesus meetin’, and fistfuls of body of Christ eatin’!!  It appears that in this version, Jesus also finds the One ring as well!  Go Jesus!!  Operators are standing by! Saw this and wanted to share it…

Protect Your Children!!!

As a parent raising a child without religion I  didn’t find it very difficult to avoid questions on religion. It rarely came up. When my son started figuring out the whole Santa-Lie thing I went ahead and explained that daddy didn’t believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny or the Invisible Man in the Sky. I…

A Mother’s Day Tale…

My Mother's Final Resting Place

This Sunday is Mother’s day. My mother died on March 27th. In honor of this day, I want to share my slice of a bittersweet Mother’s Day diatribe with you all. I hope this piece brings you a smile, and perhaps an iota of closure for me.   There are allegedly seven stages of grief.…

I Just Wanted A Gyro

I’ve been wanting to try this new Chicago Taste restaurant  for the last month or so. I finally got the opportunity to stop there today on my way home from work. With the wife and kid doing their own things I had the chance to have my guilty pleasure dinner and just chill out, aggravate…