Everyday Assholery

Nanananananana…Bat-Fleck!

You couldn’t listen to the radio or go anywhere on the Internet at the end of the week without hearing the news, or more importantly, people’s reactions to the news. People were up in arms about the latest decision that was brought down on Thursday, August 22nd. Their lives would be irrevocably changed. I’ve never…

Patridiots!

pa·tri·ot  – n. – One who loves, supports, and defends one’s country. I’m nerdy when it comes to words. I love etymology and have always tried to improve my vocabulary my whole life (although I don’t always pronounce them right, as The Chief would attest). Language and the words we use are constantly evolving, or devolving as…

I AM The Facebook Rulemaster!

Darth Sign

Facebook is annoying. Can these words be any more true? How about “People on Facebook are Annoying”? We could narrow it down even more specifically and say “My ‘friends’ on Facebook Are Annoying”. My big problem is that I probably have too big of expectations when it comes to my “friends” and their involvement on Facebook. I have 321 friends…

Idiots Are People Too

Fucked up freedom, but freedom none the less

Greetings idiophiles, and followers of our, faulty, foolish, fellowship of fucktard countrymen. I’ve been away for a while moving to a new city, but rest assured that I’ve had my eyes firmly planted on the doings of the idiots that shamble among us. It’s good to see you all again, but let us get back…

Home Made Handguns

Kitchenguns

When writing this article I couldn’t decide if the subject was an idiot or a genius. I’ll let readers judge for themselves as this is a precarious quandary. 3D printers are here in a big way. While still in their infancy, the capabilities are mind blowing. It’s even been argued that this new technology is…