Darthtaco

The funniest thing on the internet! -Darth .
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My goodness! Did you realize 9/11 was predicted way back in 1972?It was in Avengers #37.Or that the earthquake in Japan was prophecized in Iron Man Annual #5.You don’t know all this?It’s all there in CMYK!Of course radical Muslims didn’t attack New York City it was Hydra and there wasn’t an earthquake it was...
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March is here. This is the prime time for your diet/exercise plan to derail.If it hasn’t already.Remember how gung-ho you were at the beginning of the year?“2011 is the year I lose this weight!” you thought to yourself.How’s that working out for you?Are you still on your diet? Still committed to a better you?Well,...
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Alright, I know this is cruel and it’s a bit too soon but has anyone taken note of the recent disaster in New Zealand?Last night the town of Christchurch was struck by a 6.3 magnitude earthquake.Did you catch the name of the town? An act of god has pretty much destroyed a town named...
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(Hey Idiots, Darth here. I’ve been too busy to post lately so to add to my laziness I’m reposting this from last year.If you don’t like it you can suck it.) Once again it’s time for you pussy-whipped retards to buy candy, cards and flowers for your sweeties.Or else. You are in the doghouse....
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Yes. It’s true. TV is not your friend. Not unless you consider misleading you and trying to make you feel stupid and weak a friendly attribute. Ok. Here’s just a short list of the bullshit they try to sell you or convince you of: 1. Fat dudes can get the hot chick. King of...
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