Darth Taco

Darth Taco

Respect

I can’t stand when people say “You have to EARN my respect”. I think this has a contributes a great deal with society being as socially fucked up as it is. Most people who say “You have to EARN my respect,” most likely don’t deserve yours AND…they’re assholes. I’ve found that the majority of idiots…

A Quick Holiday Rant

Independence Day is coming up. It’s on July fourth every year. It’s a national holiday we celebrate to recognize the birth of our nation. The signing of the Declaration of Independence, our declaring independence from England. It was a pretty big fucking deal. SO QUIT CALLING IT THE FOURTH OF JULY. It’s Independence Day. I…

Protect Your Children!!!

As a parent raising a child without religion I  didn’t find it very difficult to avoid questions on religion. It rarely came up. When my son started figuring out the whole Santa-Lie thing I went ahead and explained that daddy didn’t believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny or the Invisible Man in the Sky. I…

Celebrity Asshole Kids

Celebrities. We fucking hate them. What do we hate more? Their goddamn kids. Who Gives A Shit? I don’t care about Suri Cruise or Beyonce and Jay-Z’s little bitch. Worst of all there’s Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s fucking brood. It’s bad enough those two are in movies, now we have to have their kids…

I Just Wanted A Gyro

I’ve been wanting to try this new Chicago Taste restaurant  for the last month or so. I finally got the opportunity to stop there today on my way home from work. With the wife and kid doing their own things I had the chance to have my guilty pleasure dinner and just chill out, aggravate…

Uncle Ted has lost his mind

If anything, Ted Nugent is entertaining. My older brother was a big fan of his when I was growing up and I thought “Cat Scratch Fever” and “Free For All”  were pretty cool songs way back when. Since then he’s used his celebrity to promote his stance on gun rights and gun control. I agree…