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How stupid is the general populus? Everyone is up in arms over the Swine Flu. Sorry WHO. N1H1. Jesus Christ! You can’t turn on the radio or TV without hearing about this shit. Wow. It’s not May Sweeps yet is it? This is just another example of how out of control the media is....
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Alright. We have a number of Celebrity Asshole E-vites this week.First up, Mel GibsonWow. Perhaps the biggest celebrity news of the week. Mel and his wife of 28 years, Robyn Moore, are getting divorced.Thanks to the laws in California she’s going to walk with $500 million. Half of what Mel is worth. This could...
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So I’m watching the tube tonight and I’m assaulted by the stupidity and lack of talent by Flo-Ri-Duh on American Idol. What a terrible performance. The dorkiest of contestants have more talent than this poser.First off, for those of you who are already dismissing my opinion because you think rap is cool, fuck off....
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For the first time in WRA history we have a Celebrity E-vite FROM one celebrity to another.Dearest Nadya,Let’s be honest with each other. You need a man who can handle your eight new kids. Who better than a man with tentacles?You never have to worry about your kids again. I’ll take care of them...
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It’s been a little over 4 years since U2 has released an album. Unfortunately it’s been 17 years since they’ve released a really good album. Achtung Baby in 1991. Christ. As long as my son has been alive they’ve only put out mediocre tripe. Granted there were a few gems after Achtung Baby but...
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So, before I start my crazy, astringent rant I think I’ll lay out some foundation with an observation I made today. Being the only unemployed Asshole on the site I should be using my not-so-unique status to offer up a perspective of what it is like to visit the local Unemployment Office. I was...
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