Dadius

Dadius

Idiots Are People Too

Greetings idiophiles, and followers of our, faulty, foolish, fellowship of fucktard countrymen. I’ve been away for a while moving to a new city, but rest assured that I’ve had my eyes firmly planted on the doings of the idiots that shamble among us. It’s good to see you all again, but let us get back…

Puppetry In Motion…

This election season, remember that watching the televised partisan debates is a puppet show. After Ross Perot embarrassed them in the early nineties, the Republicans and Democrats came together to rig the debates so that their shared interests could continue unopposed. i.e.; Special interest bribery. The CPD (Commission on Presidential Debates) was formed by the…

Home Made Handguns

When writing this article I couldn’t decide if the subject was an idiot or a genius. I’ll let readers judge for themselves as this is a precarious quandary. 3D printers are here in a big way. While still in their infancy, the capabilities are mind blowing. It’s even been argued that this new technology is…

The Action Bible!!!!!

Now at a reduced price!!!  The ACTION Bible!!  This latest version is chocked full of white knuckled heathen beatin’, Jesus meetin’, and fistfuls of body of Christ eatin’!!  It appears that in this version, Jesus also finds the One ring as well!  Go Jesus!!  Operators are standing by! Saw this and wanted to share it…

Stay At Home Dadius

After decades toiling at dead end jobs, I’ve recently found myself in the arena of being a stay at home Dad. This is a new experience to me, and from my time as a working Dad I don’t imagine doing it full time will be easy. Kids are daunting, and nearly as unrelenting as they…

Gimme a Break…

Is anyone else disgusted by the vile commercials that Kit Kat runs?  Open-mouthed, deliberate, smacking and chewing, by a politically correct global village of demographically placed douchebags.  At least three times a week I find myself diving for the remote to stop this obnoxious garbage. One thing that drives me up the wall is people…

Podcasts: A Short History and Review.

Hello faithful readers! Welcome to the future. We are now at an age where as consumers, we are able to indulge our every whim when it comes to entertainment. Join me now, as I attempt to hone your consuming focus on an under appreciated genre that is the glorious product of technology breaking the shackles…

A Mother’s Day Tale…

This Sunday is Mother’s day. My mother died on March 27th. In honor of this day, I want to share my slice of a bittersweet Mother’s Day diatribe with you all. I hope this piece brings you a smile, and perhaps an iota of closure for me.   There are allegedly seven stages of grief.…