Hello faithful readers! Welcome to the future. We are now at an age where as consumers, we are able to indulge our every whim when it comes to entertainment. Join me now, as I attempt to hone your consuming focus on an under appreciated genre that is the glorious product of technology breaking the shackles…
This Sunday is Mother’s day. My mother died on March 27th. In honor of this day, I want to share my slice of a bittersweet Mother’s Day diatribe with you all. I hope this piece brings you a smile, and perhaps an iota of closure for me. There are allegedly seven stages of grief.…
Let’s have a fun round of a game I like to call Devil’s Advocate. This is an article where I take a popular, fictional, antagonist and do my very best to spin the existing plot mechanisms to prove that a villain could very easily be seen as a hero if taken in a slightly different…
If there was ever a question of which state is the dumbest state in our nation, let’s all agree right now that debate has been put to rest. The state of Arizona known for many things like a giant canyon, gila monsters and lots of crystal meth–is at it again. The last state in our…
I’ve worn many different hats in my working life. Some years I spent as a veterinary technician for a small practice that specialized in the care of feral cats. A role that was tragic, scary, bloody, and coated with a buried sense of noble accomplishment. While not my favorite of the posts I’ve manned,…
Okay. I freely admit to being a sexist pig, but In this instance I’m using the word cunt to refer to both genders. As an American, I am completely surrounded by obese people. My threshold for tolerating the robust portion of my neighbors has burst like so many ruptured arteries. I understand that there exists…
I’ve learned a few things in my short time on Earth, and even fewer things that are worth repeating. The toughest pill for me has been learning to cope with disappointment. I’d like to share with you a tale of how I learned to cope with such disappointments. The three culprits referenced in the…
Atheists: My fellow idiots.. This was a point brought up on the Adam Carolla podcast, and I just had to expand on this latest wave of organized Atheists. The above picture is the latest example of the Atheist Movement’s attempt to send it’s message to the status-quo, and once again they get it all…
I’d like to preface this diatribe with my stance on Marijuana and the drug war. I am pro pot. I think the drug war is one of our country’s largest policy mistakes. I’m for legalization, both medical and recreational. I’ve volunteered for both NORML and the Texas Hemp Campaign. I worked in a pipe shop…
