The Chief

Yes, it’s Easter-time and that means its time to dye eggs and not eat them. Time to eat chocolate eggs but not understand why. Time to wonder at the magic of a bunny that lays eggs. Time to hide eggs and send kids out to find them only to later have them refuse to...
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Expletive infixation is the the insertion of an expletive into a common word or phrase. Expletive infixation or EI is a higher form of cursing that may only be practiced once you have mastered the finer points and nuances of cussing. Certainly not for everyone, EI is difficult to do correctly, to time correctly...
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Unless you live between W’s ears, you’ve heard of Facebook. And for those of you have not yet set up their profile or been invited to, you are probably better off. Facebook is without a doubt the biggest time-suck since free porn previews or Craigslist personals and yet it has become the most pervasive...
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Are you old? I’m not. I’m not sure that I’ll ever be, but right now I’m either having a heart attack or the fried clam strips from Mulligans are burning through my stomach lining. I have this pain on the side of my neck that feels like what I would guess Muscular Dystrophy feels...
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LOGO REMOVED BECAUSE SOMEONE GOT THEIR FEELINGS HURT ALERT! This is a real review! Not the usual Bullshit!Lone Wolf Coffee Company15480 Clayton RoadBallwin, Missouri 63011Phone: 636-527-7027 They’ve been open for a month, maybe more and we’ve been twice. Both times for an early dinner and post-mangia coffee. The first night we arrived to a...
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I have no doubt that everyone that reads this can relate to this particular post. You may not get my irritation over the anti-cellphone-use-while-driving movement or Angry Brady’s complaint about joggers, but who has not felt their body temperature rise to near solar levels after spending hours dicking with some bit of software or...
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