I have no doubt that everyone that reads this can relate to this particular post. You may not get my irritation over the anti-cellphone-use-while-driving movement or Angry Brady’s complaint about joggers, but who has not felt their body temperature rise to near solar levels after spending hours dicking with some bit of software or piece…
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Al Sharpton – Cartoon Hater
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While the smoke still floated from Sean Delonas’ pen I doubt he thought that he had created such a controversial illustration. I also doubt that when the Washington Post ran the cartoon, they really thought that people would draw the conclusion that the chimp was our president. I also doubt that people equate black people…
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Hang Up and Drive? No, Fuck Off and Get Out of My Way!
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See the sticker, now look carefully in the side view mirror. Yes, he’s on the phone. These stickers and all their variations really piss me off. I understand and have observed that there are people that can’t talk on their cell phone and properly drive their cars. As a matter of fact I had an…
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Microsoft Steals Another Idea from Apple
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but will fuck it up too! “Hey Kids, Welcome to MicrosoftlandstoreiWindblowsExperiencePlace! I’m Clippy and I’ll show you around. Come on! Over here we have one of my favorites, the Zune. Its like that other MP3 player, you know the one, but its way better because it can play all your favorites, well except not at…
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Christian Bale- We Invite You
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Christian Bale, We hereby invite you to be our Celebrity Asshole of the Month! All we ask is for a few key words on the topic of your choice. We have absolutely no lights that could distract our attention away from you, and we’re far too lazy to go strolling around in your business. Tell…
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Cocksucker
by The Chief • • 2 Comments
Cocksucker Noun 1. cocksucker – a person who performs fellatio sensualist – a person who enjoys sensuality 2. cocksucker – insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous asshole, bastard, dickhead, mother fucker, motherfucker, prick, son of a bitch, whoreson, SOB, shit dirty word, vulgarism, obscenity, smut, filth – an…
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Don’t Waste My Time Asshole!
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I sat at my Macbook tonight, stickying blog topic ideas. As I worked my way through a list of stuff that make me want to pull out a gun and kill the offender, I came up with something that almost makes me run out and buy a can of sarin gas; mother fuckers that waste…